Mrs Covert suggested that it was the lads parents that were the ones that sold the story. Best bit though is that havent his parents effectively packed the lad off to live with the girls parents because the girls parents are on benefit and they might get some more money.

However I will say this, Mrs Covert is frequently wrong!

I thought you were buying them a car when they get older - if they do not smoke - I wonder what the open market rate is now for "not having A BABY"!

She looks old enough to be his mam , and she definitely does have a look of Waynetta Slob.
Anyone remember Waynetta on the gameshow when she had to say a word beginning with 'B' ?
As the seconds were ticking away she was struggling to come up with one .. As the clock neared the end of the countdown she blurted out ' Botato' .. quality tv .

Barely out of nappies themselves and having kids of their own . You can't blame their parents though . You can't watch your kids 24/7 .

Got to respect the LAD for tackling a bird twice his size though . Must have looked like a fly on a cows rump

depends on whether your youngest is a boy or girl. 14 year old boy would be too old, needs to be younger then these two in question. (or at least look younger, which will be quite a challenge)

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/ho ... 22477.html

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/ho ... 22477.html

I had 3. Sold one. So got 2 now. Do the math.

Got 2 Xboxes and a PS3 aswell me. Just got the second 360 from Argos. Got a store card. Don't have to pay anything for 6 months.

Well Ace that deal

Did it for my DS

Do you have two DS so you can trade the pokemon?

xD

Kinda. I suppose. I bought the second DS for my brother, so he thinks its his, but realy it's mine, one of those presents you buy people that are really for yourself y'know? Like the new Bosch drill I bought the missus yesterday for Valentines. Something we can both enjoy.

Aye I got my parents a travelling book for Christmas and they really didn’t like travelling!

xD

Does a 'travelling' book include instructions on how to cut the barriers off the gates to training fields to gain entry , then park 50plus caravans on it ? Does it tell you that you should only allow under 15s to see how far they can 'drift' a Discovery from the halfway line after spinning the wheels from between the posts ? does it tell you that you should empty the contents of your porta-toilets behind the posts furthest away from your van ? Does it tell you that you should ride horses and motorbikes over the pitch etc etc etc . Does it tell you that you should rob every garden shed within half a mile of the said pith , and assault and rob a few of the residents then move on after five or six weeks ?

Or are you meaning a different kind of 'travelling' guide ?