Although I could have come on here and made a comment such as "Oooh you're hilarious", I just can't help but chuckling at some of these lines. Keep them up, maybe i'll suggest them to Mr.Duffy for our matchday programme.

Given Nobby's 2 from 2 great start at the JJB .... Fielden will be back at Odslum just as soon as his ex-police mentor has been shown the door.

Bradford didnt play last night, now who looks a right pudding.

Looks like he's been tucking away at the foot-longs since he left Leeds. The fat bloater.

I did the worse thing ever last night. Partied with someone who would support the Bulls if he liked the rugby league. Think I’m going to go to the local confessional tomorrow.

They would have gone with Pizza Hut, but then Iestyn might have decided to play another year and they couldn't take the chance.

Turkey?

McNamaranara will have problems keeping the team fit then

I had one

Meatballs with cheese.