Normally your choice of rugby team would rule your "expert opinion"s as inadmissable on the grounds of insanity . However, there are a few exceptions.

Tell it like it is Neil! Could be worse, could be NickmanHighamlover..

Presumably it's only the elite Category 1 members that can vote us in? In the event of my application I wouldn't expect a black ball in the bag, more something resembling sheep$hit.

What about merchandise. Surely a true fan decks themselves out at all time in cherry and white, including tinted spectacles.

P.S. I'm number 3 too

Who approves us?

Presumably an All Golds shirt precludes you from being a number 1? Good job there's not so many about...

If I have a dozen in my possession, where does that leave me?

I am happy to add the purchase of both home and away replica shirts to categories 1 and 2. Possibly having Loyal 18 on the back for the elite category 1 members...

True Fans are self appointed but recognised within their peer group.