borrowed from my favourite radio show, can you come up with funny nicknames for players (that allude to their names not looks or personality)

their main example is footballer Fitz Hall..... almost certainly known as One Size ie one size fitz hall

i'll start the ball rolling with the most obvious -

Celtics captain Jace Van Dijk... almost certainly known as Dick in the dressing room.


Feel free.....

Stuart Littler known as Adolf in the dressing room.

I know it's not League....but the Australian Union player John Eels had the best ever nickname:
Nobody!....as in Nobody does it better.

I thought it was due to the fact nobody's perfect?

could have been....maybe I need to check wiki Either way, I like the idea of the name.

Mick 'Umber' Vella

Oh dear

How controversial

I have always hope Brad Fittler was known as Adolf.

You like H and J as well as me.One of the best RL ones was Aussie player Ben Ikin.Aka Hitch.

Paul King is known as Wan, put it where you like.