12

For someone your height that is just not right.

Thats what I thought.

You know the paper they stick in new shoes, do you keep that in to make up the space?

i think im 11 and a half...

some 11s i can fit in especially smart shoes...but trainers usually have to take a 12

Is it true what they say about men with big feet?

I'm also a size 12, and i would love to have an 8 inch p3nis, but theres no way that im going to chop 4 inch off to have one is there?

I do have big socks

Big forearms? Yeah. Cause your forearm is exactly the same size as your feet. Try it, go on, try it.

I'm a size eight me. Bet most people on here are an eight. Bet you a chuppa chop lolly they are.

Hmm, thanks for that link, I'll take a 5am call tomorrow, hope its deep because I don't fancy setting off and getting stranded on a motorway somewhere - I've done that too often in the past

What's your job? Are you a secret agent? I bet he's a secret agent.

This guy has got a quality surname.

This guy has got a quality surname.