sadly true

Last time I take the p1ss out of your knockers..............fancy texting at 6.00am ffs...........crap joke as well

some people get up in the morning,and the black guy on a hang glider is f'kin hilarious

Abu Dhabu Do & Obama one will take some beating mate

i liked them to

Still think best recent one was the one about the person knocked down outside my house but I realised I can't drive a Lorry

I must admit, wife wasn't happy when I got texts at 06:00am. I slept through beeping of phone

just waking you up with a laugh. like your wife does when she see's you naked

It's still dark when I get up

that nearly just made me spill coffee over my laptop

I'm passing through Leeds next Monday and was hoping to call in to the shop at headingley. On line ordering of a shirt last season was farcical, so thought might try the more personal visit.

Problem is I can't find any info on Leeds website about opening hours.

Could someone please let me know shops opening times on Monday? Also can you park there?

Many thanks