What schoolboyish nickname do you have for Dave Whelan when he is referred to in meetings?

no....go and spend nothing.

if somebody went instead they might put money over the bar.

simple MF

Amos arrived in Wigan today

The car would shatter as it's very brittle.

A few points to bring up:

How can you possibly guarantee Sam Tomkins will play 10-15 games next season based on players form and injuries. And why has it taken until now for him to be deemed ready? Why couldn't he have played a few more matches last season?
Greg Bird rumours. If we've made a move for Greg Bird then we must have a significant amount of money left on the cap to even warrant a bid - why could this not be spent more significantly on a prop?
Why were Wigan even considering a merger with Leigh?
What plans are in place to make sure that what happened last year with the stadium does not happen again
Last fans forum it was said that we were apparently under staffed - since then we have lost Joe Lydon and no signs of anyone else coming in (that I know of) why is this?
What money goes to Whelan (if any) on matchday?
Recruitment plans for next season - where does Brian Noble feel the need to strengthen?
Amos Roberts wasn't meant to be signed originally for this season we had signed him for 2010 is this true? If so how has this implicated our recruitment this year?

Pirates or Ninjas, surely?

So bitter

Is Chris Joynt joining the Wigan Coaching/Conditioning staff?

Will Wigan players be wrestling at Roy Woods' gym as part of their training?

Are we on the same SC as Warrington?

(I can't attend owing to work commitments in the Big Smoke)

Mr Lenagan, have you ever been to Wigan Pier Nightclub?

I am unable to go, so someone please ask these questions and take notes

Great questions Mr Parkinson