Orrell Lad wrote:His Facebook said he's coming here, Riddell Riddell
He loves his pie and peys and beer, Riddell Riddell
He Piggy Jiggys up the pitch
And Cunningham's his fookin bitch
Piggy Riddell Wigans number 9

I like.

but clean versions could be:
He scores a try and does a jig
And all his friends can call him pig
Or
He scores a try then he gets jiggy
And all his friends they call him piggy
Or
He's so much better than Freddie Fittler
Kicks at goal and points like Hitler
