Only done Printworks once, but my cousin who is at Manchester uni owes me a night out

GHG told me he got into a few sticky situations down there

Pfft. I get more than that at sea level.

I got told you get 2 at best

T'is good. There's a North Pole bar opposite ATM, definitely worth a try if you pop up anytime soon.

The Locks is a pretty good night out, as is Fallowfield but we're getting all sweaty and studenty down there.

I pulled a 40 year old woman down there last time I went.

Or at least, I thought it was a woman.

She was fooking ugly, my poor d*ck wanted to do a runner, it was lucky that I got 2.

Im looking for a good 6 inches in the morning

Poor bugger, I expect more than that when its cold.

4/10

Was expecting more