I like driving in snow. It's easier to spot the brainless feckwits in such weather.
They're the ones with a small circle wiped from their windscreen before setting off.
They're the small penised ones in plastic 4x4's (BMW X5's normally) moronically thinking they're safer.
They're the ones stuck up your ass even though stopping quickly would be harder in slippy conditions.
To all these people, keep off the fecking roads you selfish thick pillocks, at the first sprinkling of snow.
The season starts in October. Until then, don't panic!
Joined: Oct 24 2004 Posts: 12169 Location: South of the river
chrislongun wrote:I like driving in snow. It's easier to spot the brainless feckwits in such weather. They're the ones with a small circle wiped from their windscreen before setting off. They're the small penised ones in plastic 4x4's (BMW X5's normally) moronically thinking they're safer. They're the ones stuck up your ass even though stopping quickly would be harder in slippy conditions.
To all these people, keep off the fecking roads you selfish thick pillocks, at the first sprinkling of snow.
Have you considered therapy for this hatred of SUV drivers and your obsession with the size of their genitalia?
Joined: Feb 18 2002 Posts: 32302 Location: Swimming against a tide of fekkwittedry
I realised tother morning that the big fat sports tyres on my car might look "da bomb" but they're none too practical for slippery conditions.
Quote:Every player in our squad could probably earn more money with another club. But they prefer to sacrifice a few extra quid in their back pocket to share special memories. And playing at a place like Old Trafford on a night like this makes it all worthwhile.
Any opinions as to whether it will affect flights from Newcastle to Barcelona on Friday morning?
Its a bit of a long story but I was going for a long weekend and now I am not and the family taking our place haven't reimbursed us as promised for the accomodation we paid for. They have been taking the pee somewhat and I will be very very happy if the flight is cancelled/heavily delayed.
chrislongun wrote:They're the small penised ones in plastic 4x4's (BMW X5's normally) moronically thinking they're safer.
I knew someone who had a Range Rover and on the first snowy day after he'd bought it he drove down Long Causeway in Adel to the traffic lights on the ring road, it was while descending the hill at speed, confident in his 4WD that he realised that 4WD doesn't make you stop - he did eventually stop but only after he'd crossed the ring road against the lights with all four wheels locked up, and come within millimetres of causing traffic carnage.
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Post subject: OT Rambling - Location, Location, Location
Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:21 pm
El Diablo
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Joined: Oct 14 2004 Posts: 12106 Location: The Middle of the Land
Dear Sirs or Madams,
It has recently come to my attention that a large number of people have filled in the "Location" section of their profiles. However, in many cases the offered information appears to describe an activity, rather than a location.
Needless to say I have drafted a carefully worded letter to Her Majesty the Queen, highlighting my concerns, and requesting military intervention if necessary. However, before I post such a letter, I felt it was important to hear the other side of the story. So I would urge the culprits to come forward and explain themselves, before I have to take more drastic action.
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