I`m one of those people who like to read whilst having a dump.
This is also the reason why I am banned from WH Smiths.

whats everton and a 2pin plug got in common???
they`re both flippin useless in europe......

Boy asks his nan " Have you seen my pills, they were labeled 'LSD'?" Nan says " nevermind the pills , have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?!"

Do you mean a three pin plug?

Teacher tells class make a sentance using the word dough. Little jane raises her hand " In Italy they make pizza using dough" "Very good says teacher" Little mary raises her hand " My baby brother makes dinosaurs out of play dough" "Excellent" says teacher. Little jonny raises his hand "My mummy says dad is useless so she has to use a dil dough"

stand corrected 3 pin plug...

A man walks into a chippy with a 30lb salmon under his arm.

"Excuse me love, do you have any fishcakes?"

"Sorry, sold the last one half an hour ago"

"Aww, that's a shame, it's his birthday"

quausimodo went into mensware and says;
have you got a suit to fit me,
if we have some fooker is gettin the sack came the reply.

A priest checks into a hotel and asks the receptionist 'i do hope your porn channel is disabled'

The receptionist looks up and replies 'no, its normal porn you sick wierdo!!'


Husband asks his wife why she never tells hin when she has an orgasm. 'I dont want to disturb you at work' she replies!!