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PostPosted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:15 am 
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Little Jonny's proudest possession was his signed Christiano Ronaldo Man U shirt. One day he rushed home from school & was going to wear it but he couldn't find it anywhere. "Mum, mum where's my Ronaldo shirt?!" he shouted. "On the washing line I gave it a wash & put it out to dry" she replied.

Little Jonny ran out to the back garden & found his prized possession lay in a puddle of muddy water & was filthy. "Mum, mum it's ruined! My shirt's ruined!" he wailed & whined (typical Manc). Mum came running out to see what the noise was about. "Bloody hell!" she shouted "some thieving git's robbed my clothes pegs!"

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During a recent survey 75% of scousers admitted to having had sex in the shower!!................the other 25% haven't been in jail yet!

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Why is it we drive on Parkways and park on driveways?

Why has monosylabic got lots of sylables?

Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

Why is there an s in lisp?

Why do bullets bounce off Superman's chest, but he ducks if you throw the gun at him?

Why is there a light in a fridge but not a freezer?

What is an occasional table the rest of the time?

Pugwash.

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norvern_soul wrote:Two Irish blokes walk into a pub eating sandwhiches.

Barman says "sorry, lads, you can't eat your own food in here"

So they swap butties


I like that one :lol:






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scully = god wrote: We have the worst fans in the league. FACT. What we need is the passion Wigan fans have.

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Dean Richmond wrote:2 chicken pies in a beer garden... 1 says to the other are u up for a chicken pie???? the other 1 says chicken pie

:shock:


one more like that and you're barred!

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" BRA SIZES"
Have you ever wondered why ,A,B,C,D,DD,E,F,G and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?..

(A) Almost boobs
(B) Barely boobs
(C) Cant complain!
(D) Dang!
(DD) Double Dang!!
(E) Enormous!
(F) Fake
(G) Get a reduction
(H) Help me, I,ve fallen over and i cant get up!

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Pugwash wrote:Why is it we drive on Parkways and park on driveways?

Why has monosylabic got lots of sylables?

Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

Why is there an s in lisp?

Why do bullets bounce off Superman's chest, but he ducks if you throw the gun at him?

Why is there a light in a fridge but not a freezer?

What is an occasional table the rest of the time?

Pugwash.


Not really bad jokes, just observations.






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Wire On The Telly wrote:Not really bad jokes, just observations.


Load of crap and should be deleted :P

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Cullens Pants II wrote:Load of crap and should be deleted :P


Like All of your posts...






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boz the warrior wrote:lee briers is a nice person whoooo luck at lee forming a scrum the wire bum banger


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oli30045 wrote:Like All of your posts...


My posts would seem like nonsense to poorly educated dimwits like you :STUPID:

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