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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:15 am

magic piano

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Joined: Jul 30 2005
Posts: 3738
Location: a bit too close to Salford for comfort

Little Jonny's proudest possession was his signed Christiano Ronaldo Man U shirt. One day he rushed home from school & was going to wear it but he couldn't find it anywhere. "Mum, mum where's my Ronaldo shirt?!" he shouted. "On the washing line I gave it a wash & put it out to dry" she replied.

Little Jonny ran out to the back garden & found his prized possession lay in a puddle of muddy water & was filthy. "Mum, mum it's ruined! My shirt's ruined!" he wailed & whined (typical Manc). Mum came running out to see what the noise was about. "Bloody hell!" she shouted "some thieving git's robbed my clothes pegs!"

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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 10:30 am

Albino Wolf 2

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Joined: May 18 2007
Posts: 722

During a recent survey 75% of scousers admitted to having had sex in the shower!!................the other 25% haven't been in jail yet!

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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:08 am

Pugwash

International Board Member

Joined: Dec 02 2002
Posts: 190

Why is it we drive on Parkways and park on driveways?

Why has monosylabic got lots of sylables?

Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

Why is there an s in lisp?

Why do bullets bounce off Superman's chest, but he ducks if you throw the gun at him?

Why is there a light in a fridge but not a freezer?

What is an occasional table the rest of the time?

Pugwash.

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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:42 am

Mini Rogue

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Joined: Oct 16 2002
Posts: 3268

norvern_soul wrote:Two Irish blokes walk into a pub eating sandwhiches.

Barman says "sorry, lads, you can't eat your own food in here"

So they swap butties

I like that one :lol:

saint mully wrote: It was disappointing to see the numbers leaving after the Lee Smith try when I was coming back in from the toilets, I could hardly get back in

scully = god wrote: We have the worst fans in the league. FACT. What we need is the passion Wigan fans have.

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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 12:03 pm

Fantastic Mr Catpiss

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Joined: Mar 01 2002
Posts: 39722

Dean Richmond wrote:2 chicken pies in a beer garden... 1 says to the other are u up for a chicken pie???? the other 1 says chicken pie

:shock:

one more like that and you're barred!

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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:11 pm

davewires

International Board Member

Joined: Nov 23 2002
Posts: 1937
Location: Gozo/ Malta

" BRA SIZES"
Have you ever wondered why ,A,B,C,D,DD,E,F,G and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?..

(A) Almost boobs
(B) Barely boobs
(C) Cant complain!
(D) Dang!
(DD) Double Dang!!
(E) Enormous!
(F) Fake
(G) Get a reduction
(H) Help me, I,ve fallen over and i cant get up!

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Posted: Thu Oct 09, 2008 9:51 pm

Wire In The Final

Player Coach

Joined: Sep 26 2006
Posts: 10645
Location: Killing the Ball!

Pugwash wrote:Why is it we drive on Parkways and park on driveways?

Why has monosylabic got lots of sylables?

Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

Why is there an s in lisp?

Why do bullets bounce off Superman's chest, but he ducks if you throw the gun at him?

Why is there a light in a fridge but not a freezer?

What is an occasional table the rest of the time?

Pugwash.

Not really bad jokes, just observations.

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