Joined: Jul 30 2005 Posts: 3738 Location: a bit too close to Salford for comfort
Little Jonny's proudest possession was his signed Christiano Ronaldo Man U shirt. One day he rushed home from school & was going to wear it but he couldn't find it anywhere. "Mum, mum where's my Ronaldo shirt?!" he shouted. "On the washing line I gave it a wash & put it out to dry" she replied.
Little Jonny ran out to the back garden & found his prized possession lay in a puddle of muddy water & was filthy. "Mum, mum it's ruined! My shirt's ruined!" he wailed & whined (typical Manc). Mum came running out to see what the noise was about. "Bloody hell!" she shouted "some thieving git's robbed my clothes pegs!"
norvern_soul wrote:Two Irish blokes walk into a pub eating sandwhiches.
Barman says "sorry, lads, you can't eat your own food in here"
So they swap butties
I like that one
saint mully wrote: It was disappointing to see the numbers leaving after the Lee Smith try when I was coming back in from the toilets, I could hardly get back in
scully = god wrote: We have the worst fans in the league. FACT. What we need is the passion Wigan fans have.
Joined: Nov 23 2002 Posts: 1937 Location: Gozo/ Malta
" BRA SIZES"
Have you ever wondered why ,A,B,C,D,DD,E,F,G and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?..
(A) Almost boobs
(B) Barely boobs
(C) Cant complain!
(D) Dang!
(DD) Double Dang!!
(E) Enormous!
(F) Fake
(G) Get a reduction
(H) Help me, I,ve fallen over and i cant get up!
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