A bear walks into a bar and says, I'll have a.........................................................
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pint of lager. The barman says, what's with the big pause.

The best engine in the world if the fanny. It takes any size piston, is self lubricating, starts with 1 finger and every 4 weeks does its own oil change!

Whats the difference between a ritz biscuit and a lesbian? One's a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

Shouldn't people remember this is a family site?

Ah sorry bud..

Q. Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?

A. Because it ran out of juice

whats pink and wrinkly and hangs out your pyjamas?






Your mam

Real Classy

If only you had read WOTT's comment above.

why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

coz from a distance it looks like hare

A waiter asks a man, 'May I take your order, sir?'
'Yes,' the man replies. 'I'm just wondering, exactly how do you prepare your chickens?'
'Nothing special, sir. We just tell them straight out that they're going to die.