A man walk in to the Doctors and says DOCTOR i cant pronounce my Fs my Ts and my Hs

the docter said , "well you cant say fairer than that"

Warrington's defence in last 4 games of season?

Dean Richmond

Heard the one about the one armed Butler. He could dish it out but he couldn't take it.

Son asked his mother the following question:

'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and
replies,

'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his
father.

'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'

The father looks at his son in surprise and says,

'Son, all household appliances come in white.'

Why are mice homosexual?

Because they're scared of pussy cats.

A boy alk in on his mum who is lying Naked on the bed rubbing herself shouting "i want a man i want a man"

next day she goes out and pulls a man

So the boy lyes on his bed naked rubbing himsef saying "i want a bike"

Why did the washing machine laugh?

Cos it was taking the p**s out of the knickers!

In this area all the Geordie fans are calling their newborns Keegan. They're hoping the kid will walk after 8 months.