Well done FC!

You'll be overtaking us in a couple of seasons.

Massive game away to Scarborough on Saturday, I'd love to send them down on Saturday and get a win to ease our problems a little going into the last game of the season.

Massive relegation game v Worksop last game isn't it? My mate plays for them.

Certainly is, hope we stuff the buggers

In which you're boys will switch off and let Salford win 4 - 0 thus allowing to hold on to our hopes of joining you next season for at least another week!

Shyeah, right.

High police presence at that one?

Might go to the Trafford game if I don't find owt better to do, they've got a couple of ex-RMI players in their ranks.

There will be, although the police themselves have managed to persuade their bosses to halve the intended presence. Can't see many of the idiots turning up this time.

Let us know if you come down, you can buy us a drink. Although Wednesday nights aren't good for us out of towner gloryhunters!

I was under the impression that it was just Weaste's finest that had turned up in the past, though of course I could be wrong.

I'll get you a drink lad but it's only going to be the same as what I'm having, and as I'll be driving it'll have to be fizzy pop oh ginger one

Except me and her indoors!

Few of a certain old Red Army General's cronies turned out, too. But with United being at home they should be well clear.