Joined: Dec 22 2001 Posts: 17146 Location: Olicana - Home of 'Vark Slayer
Got stuck in the sodding Bantams traffic which delayed my exit strategy somewhat. I could have stayed for another couple of pints & still got home before the tigress. I decided my 2 fleeces still dripping with slot machine man's lager was a give away & admitted to my flying visit.
“At last, a real, Tory budget,” Daily Mail 24/9/22 "It may be that the honourable gentleman doesn't like mixing with his own side … but we on this side have a more convivial, fraternal spirit." Jacob Rees-Mogg 21/10/21
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tigertot wrote:Got stuck in the sodding Bantams traffic which delayed my exit strategy somewhat. I could have stayed for another couple of pints & still got home before the tigress. I decided my 2 fleeces still dripping with slot machine man's lager was a give away & admitted to my flying visit.
Hope you put them in the wash.
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Joined: Dec 22 2001 Posts: 17146 Location: Olicana - Home of 'Vark Slayer
Bullseye wrote:Hope you put them in the wash.
Woman's work.
“At last, a real, Tory budget,” Daily Mail 24/9/22 "It may be that the honourable gentleman doesn't like mixing with his own side … but we on this side have a more convivial, fraternal spirit." Jacob Rees-Mogg 21/10/21
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Joined: Dec 22 2001 Posts: 17146 Location: Olicana - Home of 'Vark Slayer
Bullseye wrote:I can see the scene now:
Tigress: Tigertot, why have you come home with George Best's fleece jacket?
Tigertot: Be quiet! Can't you do woman's work without nattering?
<Thwack> Sound of rolling pin hitting Tigertot on head.
Besty knew how to treat his bi...ladies. The tigress, bless her, brought me 3 super-whitey M&S curries from Leeds, with a portion of whitey mixed indian starters. 3 rubber chapatis from the ubiquitous curry/pizza/kebab place round the corner. Sorted.
“At last, a real, Tory budget,” Daily Mail 24/9/22 "It may be that the honourable gentleman doesn't like mixing with his own side … but we on this side have a more convivial, fraternal spirit." Jacob Rees-Mogg 21/10/21
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Tigertit always struck me as a pinko comie type.At least he no's how to treet wimmin,though like the other trotskiists on here he pretends to like forrin muck food.we should start a thred for English food on here,though the red moderaters would probly ban it .
What's the difference between an Australian & a yoghert......
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You need to use your powers as a Moderator & ban Tigertot - this is a clear case of sexism 
Thats ok then - I always thought Tigertot could not be "real". Its now official then .... he is a faker 
