At the moment, Menzie's village has got more phones than we have here.

We've been disconnected from the outside world for two days now. Having to pay cash for everything - but the cash machines don't work because there are no phones.



Thank **** for the dongle.

Must be like living in Featherstone

They haven't invented supermarkets in Featherstone yet, let alone broadband.

As a Wednesdayite, I accept you have bigger problems.

Not least the mad scramble for tickets tomorrow for the FA Cup tie away at Southport, my first and probably only visit to that particular seaside town! UTO.

Ive been there a few times, parents took us there a lot in the early 90's. How many tickets are we getting? 250?

You'll be visiting Southport in the League in a couple of years

1100, on sale to ST holders tomorrow and they reckon we'll sell them all in the day. Also been moved to a Sunday lunchtime kick off cos it's on ITV.


Probably.

Definitely.