That's twice i've moved you guys in the past few days.

At least you keep up with the times. Probably you will just have to delete them at the end of the season. Their plans are in total disarray, even talk of not paying game money but paying loyalty money to try to keep a side on the field. The club is in real financial hardship and needed this relegation to try to get them on their feet. It would have been better to promote Workington and give them a chance and keep the game alive in Cumbria.

So sad Dave, so sad, one must only assume you were sodomised by 13 men wearing red ambler and black shirst as a child.

More club news at the forum on Thursday.

but still sad all the same Dave, you need to masturbate to releive the pressure.

The Fozzard Flanagan news was posted on here last week. Wonder what great news we will here on Thursday?

I dont give a hoot about Dewsbury Dave, im more concerned about your sanity, it must be eating you up inside to have been bummed by their front row when you were a nipper but you need to get over it, my Jeremy Kyle ays he is more than willing to speak to you, reckons youre more than an ideal candidate for his show.

PS i wasnt saying you were under pressure as such, more that masterbation reduces pressure on the brain much like a labotomy does.

More details about how we will spend the £20,000 the RFL game us on Thursday.
Apparently all clubs received a similar amount. Details on what our neighbours will spend it on later.

Theres help out there Dave if only you ask for it, if all else fails theres care in the community.