Eccleston Lions V Bury Broncos
Hindley V Bolton Mets
Rochdale Cobras V Wigan Bulldogs
St Helens Wild Boar V Chorley Panthers
Westhoughton Lions V Waterhead

Dont know what to expect from wigan??? we did em easy at theirs but they seem to have got some good results in????

You shouldn't struggle against them, one or two decent runners but nothing that impressive. Got a few who like giving high shots and digs but didn't like getting them back - get in their faces and knock 'em backwards and you'll be fine. We did our usual, competed well and probably won the physical battle, but just couldn't get over the bloody tryline!

Oh and be prepared for a headache. They always bring this 'orrible banshee who screams and moans and moans and moans for 80 minutes, and even in the pub afterwards. Sounds like a witch. I think she's married to one of their oldest players (small guy, dirty, wears a skull cap - got carried off against us ). She's ridiculous.

OMG she was there on saturday playing against us (Newton) shes a proper shameless horrid woman haha unlucky for me in the 2nd half playin centre i was stood near her =\ we lost by 4 points, 20-16 problem for newton is we dont have a constant team always having 3/4 different or new guys coming into the squad, tbh cant see newton having a team next year.

That's a real shame. What's happened to the squad this year??

She's a proper dragon - you're right, would be good in Shameless! I was also at centre next to her for a while and asked her if she kissed her mother with that mouth. Did her fella play? Short, old, skull-cap, looks like a goblin?

Last time we played em our young prop (one Bomb) sunk him in one shot!!!!

Little fat bully!!

he stinks off mickey to smell bastar*.. and as for her if she got a grip off u uv ad it cus shes deffo on sus and deka!!!!

I rekon all those results seem right. wigan are a decent side for 20 or so minutes then seem to fade away in games, should be no problem for rochdale.

we had a decentish squad before christmas competing easily with eccleston etc having really good close matches with teams but after christmas (every year) half the team f*ck off so we have strung together teams and most of the lads are fed up of it... personally we should form with another struggling local team or the lads in our team that want to play together all go down to a team etc but nah he wasnt playin injured apparently, i found out to my dismay haha he kicked a ball on the side line and i took the mickey and then the dolite set upon me sayin hes injured otherwise he'd be on the pitch tw*ttin me lol then after the match the pies got unattended for some reason and they all had a famliy picnic so only about 5 of our lads got pies because we were all pyscing ourselves up to get into the cold showers rather than not have one like them scruffy c*nts

Surprised you had a shower Edo you scrubber! Yeh that thing on the touchlines was a bit ridiculous, probably had about 6 kids before she hit 16.

It always happens with Newton, have a team for opening few months n then everyone disappears. A week off this week will do us good!

Would newton fancy a friendly against Cobras 'A'?????

would have to be at ours at the same place you played our 1sts???

no hidden agenders, would be good for our 2nd team to get a run again...they drew 40-40 with Whitworth spartans last week.

Please let me know

They also played Bury Broncos and ashton Bears 2nds...lost both but did ok...what do you think????

Or any team on here who fancy coming to rochdale for a game this week????