TO BREAK INTO THE TOP TWO. YES YEAR ON YEAR WE HAVE IMPROVED, NEW STANDS ARE BEING BUILT. IMPRESSIVE NEW PLAYERS ARE JOINING THE CLUB. OUR NEW GREEN AWAY SHIRTS WILL BLIND THE OPPOSITION. NOTHING IN THIS LEAGUE CAN STOP THIS JUGGERNAUT. THIS IS THE SEASON WE WIN SOMETHING AND MARK IT IN YOUR DIARIES YOU HEARD IT FIRST FROM THE CABSTER!!

After you wrote "IT IS TIME", did you misspell all of the above and really mean to write "FOR THE RETURN OF ONE OF THE BIGGEST PILLOCKS ON RLFANS"?

TOP TWO. MY TAXI DRIVING FRIEND, I WILL BE MOST DISAPPOINTED IF WE DON'T FINISH 4 POINTS CLEAR AT THE TOP THE TABLE. WITH COOKIE AND DOBBO BEING ARGUABLY THE BEST HALF BACK COMBINATION IN THE LEAGUE. CLINTO UPFRONT SMASHING THE ALL THAT GETS IN HIS WAY AND THE SHEER QUALITY IN FOXYBABES AND BRISCOE IN THE BACKS I FORSEE TRIES APLENTY.

I eagerly await the input of Marilu Henner.

OVER IN THE WEST THERE AFRAID HUTCHIE IS SLEEPING WITH THE LIGHT ON AND HAVING NIGHTMARES ABOUT THE FANTASTIC MR FOX SCORING TRY AFTER TRY. CLINT WILL SMASH IT UPFRONT ONCE MORE. TOP 2 AND CHALLANGE CUP WIN

Can I hear the sound of Cab Woman's ignition?

I didn't realise Care in the Community had a christmas amnesty?

So it was you who had that banner at bradford in 2008.

i didnt actually realise you had signed clinton...or Clinto as he's now known in some quarters