When Oldham played London Skolars on tv the other week, one of the players was called Wayne Kerr.....Was that a wind up, or does he exist ???

Totally exists, Irish international.
Was top of my list of signings, but only if we'd signed Chase Stanley and Rangi Chase to play alongside our very own Stanley.

Ludicrous names are the way forward, it's worth an extra point when licences come around again.

God knows what his parents were thinking when they named him.

I thought it was cockney sense of humour... I remember a few years ago when the scummers beat widnes in a cup final of some sort, that Russ walker was described as a dustbin man in the players profiles. (no dis-respect to bin men by the way)

Steele Retchless was worth a punt back in the day.

Regarding the point about licences, Lovegrove should be officially known as Linda Lovelace.

stirling mortlock is an awesome name ok he's in yawnion but still cool name

Is that right, Austin Morris is to marry Mini Driver.

Now Greased Love Pole?