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Gavin Miller - Legend wrote:A day of Mrs GML dragging me around Meadowhall beckons. My credit card is wincing at the forthcoming pain already.
What are your stock answers when she asks:
a) If her bum looks big in the potential purchase;
b) If, after five hours of full-on speed-walking around every floor in every shop and intimate examination of every changing room in Meadowhall, she can return to the first shop to buy the first thing she tried on?
Philip Larkin wrote:
There ain’t no music East side of this city That’s mellow like mine is, That’s mellow like mine.
WormInHand wrote:What are your stock answers when she asks:
a) If her bum looks big in the potential purchase;
b) If, after five hours of full-on speed-walking around every floor in every shop and intimate examination of every changing room in Meadowhall, she can return to the first shop to buy the first thing she tried on?
She is a skinny size 8 so a, is not applicable and b, is inevitable but I'm used to it after 21 years together
Joined: Mar 11 2007 Posts: 5659 Location: Next to Ramsgate Sands c.1850 in West Hull
Gavin Miller - Legend wrote:She is a skinny size 8 so a, is not applicable and b, is inevitable but I'm used to it after 21 years together
You may think a) is not applicable, but, believe me, even if you're like a yard of pump watter you still think your bum looks big in untried clothes if you're female.
She's probably stopped asking 'cos she doesn't believe you anymore.
Right, I'm off to buy some combats for camping in which my bum will take on O'Meley-sized proprtions.
Philip Larkin wrote:
There ain’t no music East side of this city That’s mellow like mine is, That’s mellow like mine.
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WormInHand wrote:What are your stock answers when she asks:
a) If her bum looks big in the potential purchase;
I give her a straight answer.
WormInHand wrote:b) If, after five hours of full-on speed-walking around every floor in every shop and intimate examination of every changing room in Meadowhall, she can return to the first shop to buy the first thing she tried on?
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WormInHand wrote:Hurrah! It's Last Supper Day!
Will it be a carving or a painting? A sculpture or stained glass? Sometimes they have more pictures stored in the vault if you can't find it in the main chruch.
While you're down there amongst the sarcophagi don't forget to ask after portraits by unknown artists. You might find the missing Rembrandt that will rewrite history.
Oooh, it's an exciting day, today. Good luck, dum-dum!
Well, I've had a tour around the Church and it's caverns and your out of luck, there is no last supper picture/carving/glass/sculpture. The Church in Hedon, I'm assured, does have one, although it's an embroidered cloth and is less than 20 years old.
This is due to the Church not being a part of the High order and is within only a small parish, plus the Church has suffered from looting in the past and anything of any removable value has been retained.
Sorry on this occasion Wormy.
Michelangelo, 1475-1564. ---------- Every block of stone has a statue inside it and it is the task of the sculptor to discover it. ----------
Joined: Mar 11 2007 Posts: 5659 Location: Next to Ramsgate Sands c.1850 in West Hull
dum-dum wrote:Well, I've had a tour around the Church and it's caverns and your out of luck, there is no last supper picture/carving/glass/sculpture. The Church in Hedon, I'm assured, does have one, although it's an embroidered cloth and is less than 20 years old.
This is due to the Church not being a part of the High order and is within only a small parish, plus the Church has suffered from looting in the past and anything of any removable value has been retained.
Sorry on this occasion Wormy.
Oh. Bummer In The Summer.
Ah, well, thanks for trying, anyway.
I myself have a tapestry of the Last Supper so I will go and check out the one in Hedon, so thanks for that. The whole point of my collection is to compare how the depicted image changes over the centuries as Christianity err, evolves, shall we say . So it is interesting to see how a modern artist who has been indoctrinated with modern teachings of the Bible portrays the disciples compared, say, to one who lived say 500 or even 1000 years ago.
Still! At least I am on track to win the dumpling bet. Lots of goodies may still come my way
And we still have the exciting story of Mrs GML's purchases to come tonight!
Philip Larkin wrote:
There ain’t no music East side of this city That’s mellow like mine is, That’s mellow like mine.
I myself have a tapestry of the Last Supper so I will go and check out the one in Hedon, so thanks for that. The whole point of my collection is to compare how the depicted image changes over the centuries as Christianity err, evolves, shall we say . So it is interesting to see how a modern artist who has been indoctrinated with modern teachings of the Bible portrays the disciples compared, say, to one who lived say 500 or even 1000 years ago.
Still! At least I am on track to win the dumpling bet. Lots of goodies may still come my way
And we still have the exciting story of Mrs GML's purchases to come tonight!
Im far too upset to relive those purchases this evening. Sat having a nice glass or two of red wine in the hotel which kindly provides computers and free internet.
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. So it is interesting to see how a modern artist who has been indoctrinated with modern teachings of the Bible portrays the disciples compared, say, to one who lived say 500 or even 1000 years ago. 
