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 Post subject: Re: Chat Thread 6: Lighter, Fluffier, Pixier
PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 6:06 pm 
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WormInHand wrote:You want to slaughter all the women in your office you don't fancy?

I think we have the makings of a dark melancholy poem here.


There's a variety of clunge, some pretty, some not,
At the East Hull Fan's place of work,
The ones who are ugly, he thinks should be shot,
And he'd do so himself, with a smirk.

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 Post subject: Re: Chat Thread 6: Lighter, Fluffier, Pixier
PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 6:21 pm 
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east hull FC fan wrote:I was of course meaning slaughtered in the employed/unemployed sense. Yeah, that's it.
Poems? The last few I read didn't even rhyme, that's just sloppy.


Poetry doesn't need to rhyme, you massive Philistine, it's all about the meter.

Iambic pentameter anyone?






If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet depreciate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground. They want rain without thunder and lightning. They want the ocean without the awful roar of its many waters. This struggle may be a moral one; or it may be a physical one; or it may be both moral and physical; but it must be a struggle.

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Sandra The Terrorist wrote:Poetry doesn't need to rhyme, you massive Philistine, it's all about the meter.

Iambic pentameter anyone?
Margin?

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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 6:40 pm 
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east hull FC fan wrote:Margin?



Get out you bad man.






If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet depreciate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground. They want rain without thunder and lightning. They want the ocean without the awful roar of its many waters. This struggle may be a moral one; or it may be a physical one; or it may be both moral and physical; but it must be a struggle.

Frederick Douglas

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Sandra The Terrorist wrote:
Iambic pentameter anyone?

Isn't that something they use in devil-worship?

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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 6:53 pm 
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All of you from the wrong side of The Chocolate River's Tributary are all weak of mind.






If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet depreciate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground. They want rain without thunder and lightning. They want the ocean without the awful roar of its many waters. This struggle may be a moral one; or it may be a physical one; or it may be both moral and physical; but it must be a struggle.

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Rock God X wrote:So your decision on whether an animal deserves to be slaughtered or not is based solely on your own subjective measure of how cute they are?



Yep that about sums it up

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 Post subject: Re: Chat Thread 6: Lighter, Fluffier, Pixier
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Sandra The Terrorist wrote:All of you from the wrong side of The Chocolate River's Tributary are all weak of mind.

Says you, with your superfluous 'all'.

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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 7:41 pm 
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Lies Lies Lies.

Once upon a time near Goole,
Sat aloft a tall barstool,
Was a girl, such a tool,
Drinking 'cos she thought it cool,
Ending nights in a sicky pool,
Her daddy threatened boarding school,
She settled for the new house rule,
"No more drinking outside of yule",
That was the end of her messy drool,
Honest, it's not an April fool.

Teetotal Edith, 2012.

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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 7:50 pm 
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Edith wrote:Lies Lies Lies.

Once upon a time near Goole,
Sat aloft a tall barstool,
Was a girl, such a tool,
Drinking 'cos she thought it cool,
Ending nights in a sicky pool,
Her daddy threatened boarding school,
She settled for the new house rule,
"No more drinking outside of yule",
That was the end of her messy drool,
Honest, it's not an April fool.

Teetotal Edith, 2012.





Pretty good is that

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