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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:40 pm 
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WormInHand wrote:Browns?

I always think of that old ditty "John Brown's body lies a mouldering in his grave" when I pass. They're "our" funeral directors. Is that really morbid? If Browns is at the end of your street you are definitely in West Hull, I'm afraid.

I couldn't believe "Boddys" funeral directors name as a kid, all the smirks at the name sort of detracted from the sombreness of it all.


One in Dewsbury called Edward Box.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:59 pm 
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dum-dum wrote:Did you know she was being funny because she was sat there giggling at her phone?


Yep how did you know that Sandra and you must have sussed her already, that reminds me Sandra was stood behind us yesterday, never seem to know who you are Dum Dum,man of mystery i suppose, might get Sandra to pick us up for next home game he comes past elloughton on the way in the money we save on fuel might pay GS mobile bill :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 20, 2012 9:12 pm 
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megadyne66 wrote: might get Sandra to pick us up for next home game he comes past elloughton on the way in the money we save on fuel might pay GS mobile bill :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Good for the environment too. He's a bit particular though. He doesn't charge for petrol, but here's his rider:

1 bag of churros, filled with synthetic chocolate cream
Milk, for the ludicrous scenario in which Rovers beverage sellers run out when making tea and coffee
A laminated signed photo of Michael Dobson, with gumshield in
Boyzone's Greatest Hits DVD
List of garages/body repair shops between Brough and Preston Road
Gangster outfit, not the bling/pimp "Gangsta" type either
Soap, towel and bog roll - in case he has to use the ladies toilets at CP

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Burgers from stem cells. Egomaniac scientists on the loose.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 9:46 am 
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WormInHand wrote:Browns?

I always think of that old ditty "John Brown's body lies a mouldering in his grave" when I pass. They're "our" funeral directors. Is that really morbid? If Browns is at the end of your street you are definitely in West Hull, I'm afraid.

I couldn't believe "Boddys" funeral directors name as a kid, all the smirks at the name sort of detracted from the sombreness of it all.



Not Browns, another road, another undertakers! I am certain I'm East of the river.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 10:21 am 
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Parkins are the best. I've had a look around a few & i will be using them when the time comes.
Im going to be buried, just incase gingers become extinct & scientists need to dig me up for my DNA or whatever.






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Little Robin Redhead wrote:Parkins are the best. I've had a look around a few & i will be using them when the time comes.
Im going to be buried, just incase gingers become extinct & scientists need to dig me up for my DNA or whatever.


I don't think there'll be a call for the return of Neanderthals.

I'm not fussed, stick me on the curb and leave me out for the bin men.






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PostPosted: Tue Feb 21, 2012 10:45 am 
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Sandra The Terrorist wrote:I don't think there'll be a call for the return of Neanderthals.

I'm not fussed, stick me on the curb and leave me out for the bin men.


You could get stuffed. Your beak would make a great coat hook.






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Ooh just remembered, it's National Ginger day tomorrow.

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I expect nothing but compliments & gifts.
Ooh just remembered, it's National Ginger day tomorrow.

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I expect nothing but compliments & gifts.






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