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'Thus I am tormented by my curiosity and humbled by my ignorance.' from History of an Old Bramin, The New York Mirror (A Weekly Journal Devoted to Literature and the Fine Arts), February 16th 1833.
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Everyone is a big filthy minge of dangleberried gash.
If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet depreciate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground. They want rain without thunder and lightning. They want the ocean without the awful roar of its many waters. This struggle may be a moral one; or it may be a physical one; or it may be both moral and physical; but it must be a struggle.
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Lovely! I see you have come across enough simple words that avoid the swearbox but can be more profoundly obscene when placed together than a simple f***.
Michelangelo, 1475-1564. ---------- Every block of stone has a statue inside it and it is the task of the sculptor to discover it. ----------
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dum-dum wrote:Lovely! I see you have come across enough simple words that avoid the swearbox but can be more profoundly obscene when placed together than a simple f***.
Not enough bickering going on in this thread innit.
If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet depreciate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground. They want rain without thunder and lightning. They want the ocean without the awful roar of its many waters. This struggle may be a moral one; or it may be a physical one; or it may be both moral and physical; but it must be a struggle.
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pmh wrote:Not enough bickering going on in this thread innit.
You can't sit in that chair, that chair is my lucky chair and I've sat there for 42 years! You also may not use a red dabber as that is my colour, while I'm at it, you may not call "bingo!" - The joys of mixing it with the oldies, if the chairs so lucky why are you still having to gamble! It's like going in the HP bar and standing infront of the window.
Michelangelo, 1475-1564. ---------- Every block of stone has a statue inside it and it is the task of the sculptor to discover it. ----------
Joined: Jun 01 2007 Posts: 12667 Location: Leicestershire.
pmh wrote:Not enough bickering going on in this thread innit.
Tell people they can and they don't want to anymore, I reckon. Still, it'll be handy to have around for the weekend zanies.
Not liking 'minge' btw. Both grim and unimaginative - I'm seeing Keith from accounts biting into his Scotch-egg. 'Herring-stench trench' would have been better IMO.
'Thus I am tormented by my curiosity and humbled by my ignorance.' from History of an Old Bramin, The New York Mirror (A Weekly Journal Devoted to Literature and the Fine Arts), February 16th 1833.
Joined: Jan 15 2007 Posts: 11924 Location: Secret Hill Top Lair. V.2
Mild Rover wrote:Tell people they can and they don't want to anymore, I reckon. Still, it'll be handy to have around for the weekend zanies.
Not liking 'minge' btw. Both grim and unimaginative - I'm seeing Keith from accounts biting into his Scotch-egg. 'Herring-stench trench' would have been better IMO.
CCCrrrraaazzzyyyy, isn't it? Bit like when you used to chase a young lady around the arena of Spiders of a Saturday evening and then, when said conquest was assured, in a rare moment of clarity, one realised afore mentioned young lady had a fizzog like Mark Broadhurst (rugby link that innit, still on topic) and decided you no longer wished to pursue said conquest.
On more than one occasion (actually, I think it was twice) I had to get out of the taxi on the way to said lady's student house as I was too terrified to "take the matter further", unfortunately, on one occasion, the taxi had not, as I thought, stopped at the lights. Bouncing down Cottingham Road at one forty five in the morning of a chill December evening is not to be recommended.
I'll try harder next time, Ms. pmh had pilchards for tea yesterday evening. That is not a euphemism.
If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet depreciate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground. They want rain without thunder and lightning. They want the ocean without the awful roar of its many waters. This struggle may be a moral one; or it may be a physical one; or it may be both moral and physical; but it must be a struggle.
Joined: Jan 15 2007 Posts: 11924 Location: Secret Hill Top Lair. V.2
dum-dum wrote:You can't sit in that chair, that chair is my lucky chair and I've sat there for 42 years! You also may not use a red dabber as that is my colour, while I'm at it, you may not call "bingo!" - The joys of mixing it with the oldies, if the chairs so lucky why are you still having to gamble! It's like going in the HP bar and standing infront of the window.
Not playing bingo any more, off to play that game where you roll the balls up the slope and a camel/horse and jockey runs along the top. Proper good at that me. Unbeatable.
Haven't done much work today, best go for a fag.
If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet depreciate agitation, are men who want crops without plowing up the ground. They want rain without thunder and lightning. They want the ocean without the awful roar of its many waters. This struggle may be a moral one; or it may be a physical one; or it may be both moral and physical; but it must be a struggle.
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