Of course Hull would never name their number 7 in the 19 man squad when he has no chance of playing would they

Only because you perceive him as cackamallababshit. He was actually quite good last year, pathetic so far this. My Grandma would have been more affective in our front row so far, and we set fire to her her over a decade ago. At least we could blind the opposition by wanging her ashes in their faces.

Absolute crap mate,but you either keep going or chuck it in,I`ll stick to the former.

Perhaps you should take training next week then

Whats a number 7?

At my age? do me a favour!

that's so so bloody funny

I thank you, try the veal.

Absolutely 100% untrue. Look, Joel started off really well in my opinion, before he got here we saw stuff like this, which frankly even a heterosexual male goose would struggle not to feel a little inappropriate frisson when viewing. Especially appealing to me given the logo in his left nip:


The moobs were a tad disappointing, but I'm with you, he had a good season and is a good player, which he should be. Did you know he was the highest paid forward at Brisbane and Rovers enticed him here a year early? Some top dollar there. Arguably some of which could have been spend on a drawbridge, but I digress.

The only reason to bring up Clinton is in my spatlet with Mr Leg End, who chose to mock Ewan Dowes tacklebusting last season and is still sulking because cheap and cheerful Dowesy actually broke more tackles than Moobster last year. I like both of them. Clinton's the better player, even if he's borrowed Whiting's lead wellies this year. Joel, if you're reading this, please don't go home. For the sake of the Rovers ladies, Cockayne, Dobson, Vella...it's not a rollcall of stud muffin, is it? Your club needs you.

Your winger Pat Sharp makes Nick Fozzard look like Brad Pitt