FantaPants, is there any truth in the rumour that you're doing a XXX-mas calendar? What does the other half think about it?

He's bloody selling em at Walton street market 2.50 not bad hey my step daughter had her twin boys last night very traumatic for her but two beautiful baby boys, shame her mother and sister disowned her 5 yrs ago typical rhinos fans yep from hull work that one out.

Yay!! Hope they are all ok. Sometimes in life your better without certain people GS, it's their loss & your gain hun.

Nappy Christmas!!
(sorry, I'll get me coat)

Oh brilliant (to the twins) More girly details please! What're they calling them?

Will you ask him to save me 2 calendars, Sandra really wants one and the other is for someone else.

I'd like to wish you all a very merry Christmas and a happy, healthy and successful 2012*

* This does NOT extend to sporting matters.

Ano personally I cudnt do that to my kids they are beautiful babies times like last night u need ur mum but we got threw it and she did grt thanks LRR merry Christmas to u Hun and ur family x x x

U bloody perves one is called Tyler and tuther is called Callum, printing u two of as we speak

Joyeux Noël

So Dum dum are you and Sandra going to the Wigan game would nt mind a chat !!!
Need to do something to pay for Fantas new convertible roll on Summer Super League and the roof down,

Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year to you and your family.

Ps Same to Sandra to !!!!

If I do I'll be in the West, wot wot wot.