I said that when Cooke went to Rovers. It's a standard knee-jerk defefence protocol in the scenario of club looking irredeemably Edit-RW-faced.

You are the Hull club now?

Wow.

We are a collective consciousness, like The Borg in Star Trek, but less slimy. I would love to be in charge of FC. A Starbucks concession and a Willie Manu calendar are points 1 and 2 on my manifesto.

I'd dump the idea of a collective and go for some sort of Council Of Oracles, a large proportion of "The Collective" are dragging you down.

TBF most accountants talk a good game when it comes to business, but very rarely make the grade when actually running one

In my defence, I am self-aware and recognise that an espresso stand and 12 photos of a partially-clothed Tongan Mafia member is not even "talking a good game". Besides, some CEOs these days are wholeheartedly committed to fortnightly video updates on their clubs. The make-up bill and airbrushing costs would be more than FC could afford, sadly.

Do we actually know whether the passport has arrived? Or is Mase21 a random Twitter account? I think it might actually be O'Meley.

Im guessing its another rovers player having some fun !!