Feck me, it's taken long enough, are we all with it now?

If not I will be forced to take drastic measures. I'll need GraftonRed (when he can be bothered to get in from the pub to help me with this, I can barely type for Pete's sake (why do we say that, not Pete's fault is it?) this is evident to help me but the cab man will be defeated.

In short.

Before I launch my "Catastrophic Campaign Of Devilment"; do we all agree that cab man et al, is/are a really rather rubbish figment of some rather poor posters from the wrong side of The Chocolate River's Tributary?

YES TO THE WEDDING PROBLEM IS WEDDING CLASHES WITH THUNDER SHARKS GAME SO PROBABLY WILL DECLINE INVITATION.

No I think he is real and that you are a big meanie.

Mm can see that as a bit of an issue think morgs will ave sumet to say bout it to

I've become rather fond of cabman over the last few days, and think he is even more harmless than good ol' Ginger. (In fact I think he may be MrSpice.)

Agree ( ) with Roverwall. You're a rotten turkey twizzler.

God! You're not MrSpice. You're Gary!

So irritating that cab woman is still banned. She'd be flipping livid about this alleged wedding.

Sounds like a few people want a word with cabbie .

Do you know who Gary is then

The only Gary I know is the snail in Spongebob Squarepants.