barham red wrote:Wish you'd change your avatar Mrs B, since the final of X factor I seem to have warmed well to Rihanna and in moments of boredom I often drift off and imagine her singing to me in a seductive way similar to how she did with Mr Cardell. This would then lead naturally to a nice meal a few drinks before retiring for the night back to her bahaman mansion.
Now as I often link people avatars to the individual poster, this now means that the end of my fantasy now involves me and the forementioned Rihanna just about to getting it on in her extra king sized four poster when she goes into a diatribe about rovers late accounts and how Willie Mason must be here in the next 24 hours wink wink..... Reckon I'll have to go back to my Beyonce / Tara Banks menage a trois....
Oh my. The Rovers posse are feeling fresh this week.
A few points on Rihanna:
I was similarly taken with the Cardle duet. I'm not "on the other bus" but didn't know which of them was the most alluring, and I'm a big fan of our painting and decorating friend.
The reason for the avatar is that I suspect Ri-Ri is an FC fan. She implies this very specifically in the lyrics of one of her best recent efforts "That's alright, because I love the way it hurts", which is clearly about being a diehard Airlie Bird. Also, her real name is Robyn which is an overt message of mis-spelling disrespect to Hull KR.
I do look incredibly like her. Despite being 21 years older, shorter, heavier, white and having non-scarlet hair, we are often mistaken for sisters. That was a bit sarcastic. Actually I think people look like the name of the player they have on the back of their shirt. I don't have one, but if I did, on this basis it would be O'Meley.
I hope you feel better soon. x
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