Heretic Hoppeless wrote:Here you go cockles.........Have a Whistle

Some things in life are bad
Maurice really makes you mad
Noble rants and that just make you swear and curse.
When you hear the final whistle
Don't grumble, its just piffle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

If the league seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to pass and run and move and score.
When you're dwelling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and heckle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

For to win is quite absurd
And loss is just a word
You must always face the inevitable with a bow.
Forget about your sin - give the audience a grin
Enjoy it - it's your last chance anyhow.

So always look on the bright side of death
Just before you draw your terminal breath

Life's a piece of poop
When you look at it
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the N.L.1 is on you.

And always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the right side of life...
(Come on guys, cheer up!)
Always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the bright side of life...
(Worse things happen at Leigh, you know.)
Always look on the bright side of life...
(I mean - what have you got to lose?)
(You know, you come from nothing - you're going back to nothing.
What have you lost? Nothing!)
Always look on the right side of life...