Say Smashing and your dead!

James Grahams eyes

What on earth are you chatting? i know i speak some complete poop but you lad have just stole my thunder.


Stop talking in riddles and just speak proper English man!

B n A tonight

Danny Ward missing tackles for fun

you've not found them because you did not have any in the first place.

Mr Cullen

B n A

" James Graham loses his eyes "

You had to be there, obviously

Got a coat here belonging to someone from Leigh.

You are making the mistake of thinking that you are on the same intellectual level as Mr Cullen. You are not. You are a thick Leyth travelling friend.

This should help you realise that Paul Cullen is actually the greatest orator of his generation and a miss-understood genius.
















Available from Amazon and all good book shops.


It's a smashing read.