Doogal wrote:Having got myself in a position to be able weight wise to do the jump weighing in at a incredibly sexy and voluptourous 15st 6 (doesnt that sound better than Magnum Shaped 18st 10) i was struck down on Sunday with a suspected Babe Flu!!!
I didnt think it was Babe Flu cos as you all know babes would not go near me so i resisted all medical advice and went to a very angry doctor. "What are you doing here?" he grunted, my interpreter who came with me said he cant speak!. The Doctor then growled you know he should of phoned up the Babe Flu Helpline. My Interpreter said he has got Tonsilitus, the doctor "how do you know that!" "Cos he cant speak his glands are swollen!". By this time the doctor was quivering like a pig going to the slaughterhouse, he had the longest arms since Walt Disney and his torch came with a generator "Open Wide"..."Yes!.....as i thought Tonsilitus...prescription..now get out of my surgery you rancid infected Swine!".. You dont get that kind of treatment on BUPA!
So unfortunately this has put the final easy piece "yeah right" on hold till after the lads Challenge!
The new date for me to redecorate cockerham, preston and inland parts of morecambe will be Sunday 6th September, it will also give me more time to pester you all individual for sponsorship. After all i have let you into my inner sanctum of my life. I shocked you at first by telling you i was 18stone 10lbs and you all thought i was a svelt 11 stone but just wore horrific michelin clothing. Now for that reason alone i deserve a tenner!!!!
www.justgiving.com/martinblondel
also was great to see steve and thank you for the stuff you sent me its much appreciated.
