I'd be very suprised if any self respecting female Rovers supporter would want to gout with a FC fan given that there's 5 million Rovers supporters to choose from

I'd tell her to shut up and keep sucking

hmmmm

Thats only 'cos they would cheat and it allows them to double up...

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I'd agree to go along and in all her excitement i'd give her one last 'session' before smashing her over the head with a wooden airlie bird. Then, 1. i'd chop her into bits and post her to Hudgell with a note asking if i've got a case of no win no fee for murder or, 2. Put her in a bin liner and hide it in Craven Park south stand, she'd NEVER be found

Why would she want to go out with a retard in the first place

How about tell her to f**k off?

Coming from someone with a fish with a retarded fin smaller than the other.

I think you're all missing the obvious opportunity here. Mr B was a red and white once. It's like a double benefit if you can work your magic and bring them over to our side - one less red and white, one more black and white. Our children are FC passholders also, it's like 4 for the price of one.