You will be lucky he’s gone walk about again they don’t even know where he is
What with getting rid of Watts fighting with Scott Taylor the clubs in meltdown
Also talk round Catleford Watts been seen with another players spouse Only Saying

Well thats funny as Kelly was seated with Houghton at Leeds and again at the match tonight
You need another source of info my friend

Hardly in a meltdown.

We have had a poor start by recent season standards but not really got blown away in games, which would suggest an unhappy camp.

But did you see him move or was it a wax work placed by the club to hoodwink you all. Apparently he's refusing to play but attending to mock you all

ooh look a miniscule moron from the east!

Sorry, who’s Taylor been scrapping with? Kelly, Watts or Radford. Hard to keep up.

See they still know more about our players than their own in the East

Continue to be obsessed with us.

They never learn

I love a good rumour me. This is what I've heard.

The club have commissioned a lifelike waxwork model of kelly to cover up the fact he's gone walkabout whilst being seen carrying a TV out of currys. when taylor found out he started a scrap with the waxwork model and watts was taking the P1$$ which radders didn't like so took time off from beating up jamie shaul to shout at watts. watts told him he was sick of being shouted at and ran off with kelly's waxwork head which the club deemed as gross misconduct.

Meanwhile, paul rowley saw an opportunity to add in a player known for enjoying a scrap and a party to the toronto misfit group so put in a bold bid for watts. On hearing this, new cas CEO john wells decided he wanted to fill cas' empty idiot quota and made a bid to rescue watts from championship obscurity which watts reluctantly took.

I'm pretty sure that's what has happened

Did he try any one handed offloads with the waxwork head?