Indeed, and it may be a good thing that the detection rate is lower as it could mean people are self isolating and not getting tested (which inherently means they are reducing the spread by a %ge)

Well the only good thing about this virus is the ozone layer will start to recover.

Seconded.
NRL behind closed doors will be some form of saviour.
Alarm set for 3-55am Saturday morning for the NZW v Raiders game.
A fix is a fix is a fix.
And I need my fix.

I knew I should have invested in "dial a pint" and "door step lapdancers 2 u" when I had the chance.

In all seriousness, stay safe folks, this cannot last as long as Eldorado, and that really was depressing!

I guess we will all get to see Morecame & Wise, The Two Ronnies, Only Fools and Horses, Tales of the Unexpected. On a weekend we migh get lucky and see Bed Knobs and Broomsticks, the Aristocats, JAWS1,2,3 and 4, Indiana Jones, DAVE will be like a current affairs channel!

Oh no, not Jaws 4. Please, no!!!!!

duunnn dunnn… duuuunnnn duun… duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn

My mates wife considered Most Haunted as her version as Panorama