Am I mistaken in thinking we should have received our adoptees today??

I have, he’s just cooked himself a steak with rice made a power drink left his mucky pots in the sink and gone to bed.

For these reasons, is it bad of me to be hoping I get a dead one??

You make him do his own cooking, the least you could do, is the washing up. I’ll bet your Mrs cleans up after you. Anyway, where were you Sunday afternoon, I had to buy my own pie and peas at the clubhouse watching match.

That maybe the case, but Mrs BLM says he's still tidier than you.......

Eh up Abbot and Costello are back

Showing your age a bit there, BLM, which one are you, Abbot or Costello?

The good looking one

Well that's neither then as there isn't one.