At your age, you're more likely to get run over by one.

Just been to Florida and upgraded to a mid size sports car at the rental desk and they said it would be a Corolla or Civic to choose from. WT...? I chose Civic but when I got to the car park space it wasn't there ala Planes, Trains and Automobiles! I went back to the desk and casually said can I have the grey mustang convertible to make up for it and they said...



My partner loves jap motors. Earlier I showed her the new Scooby and said "Hey Kev do you like the new Impreza?"



I've already had to order a Chinese to try and make it up to her.
She wants Pizza tomorrow.

How could having a page three girl moaning at the side of you be a bad thing?

Depends why she's moaning i suppose

I wish Asda wouldn't bother with Neil the Punch and Judy man. "Today at Asda ?????? are reduced from £5 to 45p, find them on isle ??"

Here's a picture of a car.

two totally random posts

Anybody else looking forward to the new football manager 2011 game?

Sir Norman Wisdom RIP

loved his films growing up, Mr Grimsdale, comic genius