give us a stadium or we will wreck the joint

to the tune of mygirl

To the tune of sweet Molly Malone:

In Wakefields fair city
Where Newmarkets not pretty
We need these new jobs so Leeds leave us alone
With the jobs market fallow
And the NIMBY's minds narrow
Singing Wakefield, Wakefield then just watch us go

To the tune of sleepy Genie

Let us build in Wakefield
Think what it would mean
To those who need employment
And our superleague team

Build us our home
Build us our hooooome
Balls to the water voles
Just build us our hoome!

(sloop john b)

Somewhere to work
somewhere to play
So why dont Leeds council
Just.....go away

Followed by we love you wakefield

Or

Nowhere to work
nowhere to play
Please vote yes
And we'll all go away

So for once in my life
Let me get what I want
Lord knows, it would be the first time
Lord knows, it would be the first time

Who's the bear that you all know, Yogi Yogi........

A festive one

Oh come Wakefields faithful
Till we have been triumphant
And built our new stadium
In your back yard

Come and support it
Building on an old pit

Oh come on let us build it
Oh come on let us build it
Oh come on let us build it

IN YOUR BACK YARD!

Singing in the rain may be a start.