Dunkirk Spirit wrote:What about those you missed that went to the loo, a lot of ale was being supped that afternoon
The best "toilet" story I every heard, was from a work colleague.
He was a Man City fan, and in the last few minutes of the 2012 season he was dying for the loo, and couldn't wait any longer.
Cue Aguero to score one of the most dramatic goals in football's history. And my m8 who's supported Man City for 30 years, misses their greatest moment.
To make matters worse, the bloke next to him hears the noise, goes crazy, grabs my m8, and they p*ss all over each other's legs.
Suffice to say, I couldn't keep a straight face when he told me this on the Monday morning at work.