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Lost my cherry u seen it?
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Trouble in lapland they tried to get rid of Santa but its ok he has a claus in his contract.
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Bloke goes into sex shop looking for inflatable doll, there are none on display he asks bloke the price he says boxed £60.

Couple of days later he goes in and some are blown up, he sees the price of £70 he asks bloke why the difference he is told its inflation mate.
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ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch! :lol:
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Apparently the muslim places of worship are under threat from a new breed of devouring insect called a mosque eato :lol:
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My mate has decided to go to the capital of iceland to sort out the bank disaster I am worried it will depress him so much I said, It will wreck u vic :lol: :lol:
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