My mates cousin

His brother also played at Boro, may of only been reserves.

Aye, that's the fella

You're not too keen on them, then?

The next big thing at Boro, one-time loanee at Bolton and spent a bit of time with Cardiff. Bit of a comedown

Would never have thought Barrow would be top of the BSP when RMI won 2-1 at Holker Street 12 months ago

No. Because they're a bunch of editeding editeders.

Tough one this afternoon, but after beating Crawley and Wrexham in the physical battle and still playing some decent football, I fancy our chances against John Beck's Histon. They're a nasty set of editeds as well, actually. And we owe 'em.

We had him on trial a few years back. Failed to impress, so went to Halifax.

All you Farsley fans, watch yourself at Hyde. We got attacked with Baseball bats yesterday, one lad still in hospital

Might not be a good idea to wear the 'Carry on Doctor' Shipman T-shirt?! Hyde are my least favourite club in non-league football.

Contrary to what was in all the media yesterday, Farsley did not win. They lost 3-2 and it was well gash. Although Andy Campbell (spotted him straight away courtesy of Leyther Matt's description) scored a very coolly taken goal. But the likes of Rory Prendergast and substitute Steve Torpey did bugger all.

Next game for me will be Blyth Spartans if I am still alive after Leeds fest or Staly in September. I miss the closest away game to me next week, bugger!

I really hate Histon

I thought Histon were one of the best teams I saw down at Throstle Nest last season.