How does Townsend get punditry work? he is bl00dy awful

It puzzled me how he got a footballer's job, to then get post-retirement work within the game as well is just baffling.

Southgate is worse, trying his hardest to pin Ibra's first on Leighton Baines despite it clearly being Caulker's fault.

I'd prefer to know how Chiles gets the presenting job

think he's on a golden handcuffs deal after they signed him from BBC, and he's been sh/te on everything, but they have to give him something to do

Really? If he'd get into the Barcelona team, or the Real Madrid team, why is he messing about at an average mid-table side like Liverpool? He's a clever player who produces some quality moments, but he's prolific enough to in the top echelon of strikers and isn't good enough to play on his own, hence why Liverpool are struggling so much.

I'm interested to know who in the Man United team he would be ahead of?

Zlatan Ibrahimovic = WOW!

He's almost as good as Anders Limpar was. An absolutely incredible player. When he's 'on' he's the best striker in the world. What a goal, simply brilliant.

Joe Hart has had a mare. What on earth was that?

Amazing finish for Zlatan's 4th, but Hart looked ropey for the 3rd and 4th

Hart obviously started believing his own hype. Time for Forster... ahem.