and got to thinking, why don't we resurrect an old song ???

The song was the old Terry Newton "You should be doing time".

Maybe this sounds cráp to others, but just an idea:

We love you Piggy, you are our number 9
We love you Piggey, you've eaten all the pies
We love you Piggy, best hooker in the world

Should be easy enough to get going, as there are not too many words in it.

What do you think

*Puts on asbestos underwear and tin hat*

Sean O'Loughlin claims that song now mate.

Seeing as Gaz Hock had abit of form coming back into his game of late, maybe to the Daddy Cool tune

Gareth Gareth Hock
Gareth Gareth Hock



and I think we need to incorpate the Tomkins' into one song, maybe even their parents

We all dream of a team of Tomkins
a Team of Tomkins
a Team of Tomkins
Number 1 was called Joel
Number 2 was called Sam
Number 3 was called Logan
Number 4 will be Joels Kid
We all love the Tomkins mum and dad
Tomkins mum and dad
Tomkins mum and dad

for gareth hock,

to the tune of baby give it up

gareth hock,
gareth gareth hock

nanananananana

gareth gareth hock

How ???

I can't get "You are our number thirteen to fit"

"I want curly hair too" is the last line I think.

That's if you weren't being sarcastic.

No no no noooo

It's "ole ole, ole ole Gareth Hock Hock Hock"

Sorry, I was.

Hence the at the end

I do still think that we could "recycle" the song for Piggy too (if/when he scores)

Saaaaaaam, sam will tear you apart, again.