With a stock write-down long overdue

What about an '85 flat cap covered in badges?

All True Fans may add regulations arbitrarily and without notice at any point, and as a consequence expel other members from the group forthwith. However, having a shitload of badges on ones cap is a sub category I shall add later when not being hounded to get the nippers out of the bath

Good shout, better go dunk mine before the match starts!

wheres the "cant be arsed going as im on my xbox" category???

We'll let Hogan categorise that one

im sure he cant wait

He has a special sub-category with 1 member I understand.

I'll postpone my write-ups of:

i) Female supporters

ii) Old supporters

'til another night I think

We are not worthy

OK Vicki has forced my hand:

Sub category:

Female fans - may transcend normal categories 1-4. But only at the discretion of - and on the undestanding they agree at all times on rugby matters with - their boyfriend/husband. Female fans should adhere to the following rules: i) Attend principally for the purpose of looking at (and possibly texting other female fan friends to discuss) players legs, ii) must clamour to arrive at the stadium as early as possible, thereby causing others to miss premium drinking time, in order to see their favourite players warm up, iii) ask questions at fans forums that cause Cat 1/2/3/4 male fans to tut and their partner to squirm in his seat and iv) have a shirt with their favourite players surname on the back preceded by 'Mrs'.