oh yes, had a few quiet chuckles

Why was Jason Croker on the phone?

We were stood with the french guys having food & drink in the market place (not necessarily in that order) and i don't think people believed Bernards waffling and long list of RL contacts so he decided to ring one to prove his point.... bit bizarre really

did you manage to get the kit back?

Bernard has many forms.

Nope its still somewhere in the south of france. French Gipsys !!

well that bus driver who we had taking us back to canet was half baked! he stopped for a pee in the middle of the motorway!

quickly joined by a few more