Personally, I'm sick of hearing 'in relation to'.

"Humpty dumpty, blablahblah " .

"We're going to kick on, blahblablah".

Maybe noble could do a gordon ramsay style course on how to give a post match interview.....same every time...just edit the odd word depending if you've won/lost!!

''we were out enthused.....didnt respect posession......the things we did in training didnt come off....did a lot of good things but made silly errors which cost us.....baby...bathwater...humpty dumpty...put it right in training this week..DONE!!!''

He starts every sentance with..."The reality of the situation is..."

Then he'll link it in with something else by saying "In relation to..."

He'll also throw in his buzz words of "Ordinary", "Smart" and Dumb" every other sentance for good measure.

"I'll keep going until I get the sack, as I quite like the money"
"We are in a state of transition......I'm turning a once great club into a laughing stock"
"I have no idea how to coach a modern rugby league side"

It's "practice" not "training"

He's just said on The Super League Show...

"We've had to break a few eggs to make this omlette"



also said we're going in the right direction.

" I thought the lads played well..but (enter excuse)"

The one that cheeses me off is "we were just out enthused"

HOW CAN YOU BE OUT ENTHUSED, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY THE F# OFF!