George Mildred wrote:Whilst on a trip to London on Monday, I had to wait some 20 minutes to use the toilet on the train to Euston.
When the occupant finally emerged, it was none other than rubber headed presenter Stevo, he never apologised and the toilet stunk, the dirty pig.
So you spent 20 mins hanging around outside a toilet in 1st class. Why I wonder.
More likely Stevo - who must be on minimum wage - hid in the toilets until the ticket collector had gone past. He then emerged and was impervious to your 'charms'. As you failed to pick up his business you have fabricated a story about the rancid lingering stench of Stevo's toilet deposits. Shame on you.
George 
